run away bride

PS: this is a true story about my distant(this word itself is relative) relative, so lets restrict comments to an extent it wont hurt...

it all started at 1am in the night, i was asleep in my room, i got this call from my mom, i got scared, they call me once in a week to inquire about the length of hair in my head/face, but 1am is very odd, is anything wrong...

me: Hello...zzz...
mom: suji got married...

.. what?.. when where, whom ...
some one, we are coming back from police station, some one... god only knows who...

so what happened...
this stupid girl, someone from nearby area of her college, three years, parents didn't accept.. so she decided to get married...

ok, i'll sleep ...


the next day, one of my uncles went to that guyz place to seek truce, let the girl come and stay with parents, after some days, they'll send her in proper way, after reception

you dont know about them uncle, these k.n.palayam(my village) will keep poison in water and kill me..

what the..

he called my mom to say this very good news.. and the title(murderers)..
my mom said, i dont know about others, but i definitely know about my husband...

so when ever there is a heated argument, we threaten each other , "i'll kill you"... he he he.., try me...