Tuesday, March 03, 2009

the quotient

it all began with the sight of a pretty girl in adigas, I just could not take my eyes of her,
she was very pretty i should say, but not a single "so called" bad thought crossed my mind,
i started to wonder, she was definitely pretty, thin, fair, beautiful smiling face etc, etc, but i just cant think, i was more interested in looking at her, rather than fantasising her.

so i would say, i desired her, she is very much desirable.

Now my intellectual mind comes to play, it tries to analyse the situation, what and why it happened?
before looking at the answers let me introduce two new terms to the vocabulary

the "DeeQ" and the "DoQ" ..

if you didn't get it, you probably should not be reading this entry, you are too good a baby...

so its "The Desirability Quotient" and "The Doability Quotient", with usual disclaimers, i am just giving a nomenclature to already existing slang, say "the one whom you want to sleep with"(do), and "the one one whom you'd like to take home"
(desire).
instead of such un-intelligent way (or everybody's understandable way) why dont we just call it the deeQ, and the doQ.

now i am 25, there goes a saying "at 18 balls matter, at 24 brains do matter, at 27 you are desperate" [if you don't know who said it, its freaking ME!!], so i am just close to getting desperate, i would not claim that i am desperate, but just close.

so there goes a tamil saying " பருவத்தில் பண்ணி குட்டி கூட அழகாக தான் இருக்கும் " (even the pig looks good when you are young), coincides with the 18/24/27 formula.

so let me put the blame on the age and also those pretty girls who make me think this way, this-world-is-freaking-awesome, just that i work in a dessert, i have no option but to envy those in other floors of the building, or "become Good At anYthing".