growing up...

at 18, balls matter ...


at 24, brains do matter...


at 27, you are desperate ...


PS: modified a bit from some blog

run away bride

PS: this is a true story about my distant(this word itself is relative) relative, so lets restrict comments to an extent it wont hurt...

it all started at 1am in the night, i was asleep in my room, i got this call from my mom, i got scared, they call me once in a week to inquire about the length of hair in my head/face, but 1am is very odd, is anything wrong...

me: Hello...zzz...
mom: suji got married...

.. what?.. when where, whom ...
some one, we are coming back from police station, some one... god only knows who...

so what happened...
this stupid girl, someone from nearby area of her college, three years, parents didn't accept.. so she decided to get married...

ok, i'll sleep ...


the next day, one of my uncles went to that guyz place to seek truce, let the girl come and stay with parents, after some days, they'll send her in proper way, after reception

you dont know about them uncle, these k.n.palayam(my village) will keep poison in water and kill me..

what the..

he called my mom to say this very good news.. and the title(murderers)..
my mom said, i dont know about others, but i definitely know about my husband...

so when ever there is a heated argument, we threaten each other , "i'll kill you"... he he he.., try me...

just plain gouuth quotes...

united we do, divided we get done....

"credit and love are the two things that keep people in relationship" -- 12 assholes

காந்தி அஹிம்சை

"காந்தியின் அஹிம்சை பற்றி சொல்லும் மூன்று குரங்குகளை பார்க்கும் போது மனதில் இப்படியும் தோன்றுகிறது , கெட்ட செய்திகளை கேட்கக்கூடாது என்று காதை மூடி கொண்டிருக்கும் குரங்கு உலகின் அத்தனை மோசமான கட்சிகளையும் பார்த்து கொண்டிருகிறதே ... இதேபோல் கண்ணை மூடியுள்ள குரங்கு கோப பேசுக்களை கேட்டு கொண்டிருகிறதே, வாயை மூடியுள்ள குரங்கு வன்முறை துர் பேச்சுகளை கண்ணை காதை திறந்து வைத்து நிரபிக் கொண்டிருக்கிறது" -- ராமகிருஷ்ணன், துணையெழுத்து

admission interviews

Hmm.. iiit-b is cursed forever..i mean the beeks (beauty queens) newbies highlight the blank space

a admission interviews for 3 days.. got few bakra's to put blade, it's funny to see people believe of what i say..

please please .. i cant understand hindi....

wtf....

every girl looks good to me nowadays...
either i am becoming despo or i see only good looking girls...

500ms and 10 meters

Aditya what is the time taken for human mind to "ACT" and not "REACT" ..

ADI: .. 500 milliseconds

Now tell me what is the distance required to avoid an accident ..
.. 10 meters..

We had 10meters and 500ms yet we met with an accident ..

i acted not reacted to the situation, i shook the driver duck behind his seat .. blah blah blah..

Z....Zzzzz ..


Gowthaman ...


What the ...Sir

i reviewed your document, we'll discuss it later..

dictionary

here comes a new word added to CK dictionary


1. FANASTIC : A Fanatic

PDA

who said PDA is not accepted in INDIA..

I am talking about Public Display of Aggression ...