Nurses

It’s been a while I have been to a hospital (a proper multi bedded one with lot of patients and nurses), the last time was when I was in +2 when my grandmother was admitted in a hospital.
The one good thing about hospitals are the nurses, man they are not just good looking but HOT!!, especially in Coimbatore hospitals, all the good looking chicks from Kerala and Tamil nadu could be seen there, but there WAS a problem, I looked like a kid in front of them, the younger one I could find was about 20 and damn I was 18 at that time, I had a tough time not to look at them.
I hated being young at that time, forget about other “manly” things that I could do, I cant even look at beautiful women, more over with my grandmother bed ridden and my mom always looking out for me (she still thinks I am a kid, who’ll get lost) it was almost impossible to look at a girl and not to get caught.
But slowly over a month’s time I learnt the art of Bird watching,

1. take a book sit in the corridor and pretend you are reading, but make sure that you take a boring book that’ll never allow you to read but concentrate on those who are crossing (but taking an interesting book has it’s advantages, “you read JK!!!, wow amazing”.. these kind of expressions you MIGHT get, but be aware of those uncles who are looking for someone to put blade!)
2. stay with your mom all the time, they’ll (i mean the nurses ) at least for the sake of courtesy ask about you and might pull your chin saying “so sweet” when your mom cribs about your mischievous activities in hospital and how difficult it is for her to handle you and the patient, who knows, the nurse if she becomes good friend of either your mom or the patient, might she'll take you for lunch with them when your mom is waiting to meet the doctor, then with god willing, more hot nurses you’ll be dinning with.
3. never lose an opportunity to go to canteen, medical store or the emergency ward, increases your area of visibility.
4. if the doctor asks for something that the nurse might not have with her, then when she leaves, go with her and help her out to find the required things, remember people who are tensed wont be able to find things that are right in front of them.
   More and more and more …

Now today, I was shamelessly looking at all the eligible chicks in the hospital, it’s the courage given by the age and the marriage rumors that goes around in the family, it was a nice time , every good looking nurse is either my age or younger one …
But the sad and harsh truth is, I’ll grow older in a few years time, get married and again go to the stage where I can but can’t look at those hot nurses, I pray god that I don’t have to go to the hospital and envy at all young men who eyes those nurses.

AWK 1 liners

how to find the websites visited by particular IP from squid access logs?

grep -E '192\.168\.12\.35' /var/log/squid/logs/access.log | awk '{print $7;}' | sort | sed 's/http:\/\///' | cut -d ':' -f 1 | cut -d '/' -f 1 | uniq

1. grep -> get only entries related to 192.168.12.35
2. awk -> take 7th column, the URL
3. sort -> sort them
4. sed-> remove http:// from URL
5. cut -> remove port number
6. cut -> remove directory and file information
7. uniq -> remove duplicate entries

good na...

i am mad mad, mad bugger

what to do if i have got nothing to write.. nowadays i regularly clock 18 hrs workdays ..
and sagar asked for menu in Pongal.. he got to learn about life in sometime ..